Good evening ladies and gentlemen and fellow ‘mummers’. I’ve laid down my straw hat for a while as I take to the stage at the Kilmore Hotel in Cavan for my local primary school St Ninnidh’s Fundraising Lipsync on Saturday 29th April. TP of course stands for ‘Tanned Perfectionist’ and that I am. I rock a permanent tan all year that would make Marty Morrisey green with envy or should I say brown with envy?
So, let’s get this pitch and playground built for the youngsters. Plenty of footballers in our house so that 3 G pitch is sure to be used. I might not be the star footballer but who needs football when you can wow a crowd with perfectly synced moves and a godly body…sure that’s what Mrs House tells me!
Sure, I might be older than most of them, that’s a fact, I am like a fine wine getting better with each act. So, get ready for a performance of a lifetime. I will guarantee you a great night’s craic. Don’t forget to donate by hitting the support now button or get tickets to see these hips in action.